February 2012
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Anonymous asked: How do you engage in sex with your girlfriend?
a) Phone sex
b) Skype sex
c) Postcard sex
d) Violent fisting
e) C and D
f) All of the above
a) Phone sex
b) Skype sex
c) Postcard sex
d) Violent fisting
e) C and D
f) All of the above
nyeeeeaaaah:
I just want to eat something that will give me diabetes so I can finally feel like the wise black man I’m destined to be
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on this evening
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nyeeeeaaaah:
Non-Americans mad at America for not knowing every issue in the world
Also known as hating outside of the club when you can’t even get in
slutevsies:
memyselfnlife:
Chappelle’s Show—I Know Black People
honestly, one of the most incredible sketches to come out of this show, and the one I reference the most.
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Got so many bitches that I have to fake my own...
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I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you...
– Pablo Neruda (via thechocolatebrigade)
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slutevsies asked: hey babe wutz up i'm drinking beer in my underwear ok toodaloo
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But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that...
– Allie at Hyperbole and a Half. (via ipomoeaandthestarstealers)
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wellalright:
no rapper ever talks about putting money into savings.
this was the wrong time to come across this statement guess I’m makin’ it rain on dumplings and sauteed vegetables toNITE
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January 2012
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Love isn’t always magic. Sometimes it’s just melting. Or it’s black and blue...
– Andrea Gibson (via lesbian-a-la-mode)
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llane:
If you’re not a Young Jeezy fan… we really just can’t be friends.