(or, shit that makes me look twice)
THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE!
STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT ONE. HA HA HA!
I MEAN HO HO HO.
WHATEVER, MAN. I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. YOU’RE SIPPING EGGNOG WHILE I’VE JUST BEEN POUNDING THE BOURBON. NEXT TO THE SUGAR COOKIES THERE SHOULD BE A PLATE OF CRICKETS. HOOK ME UP. SANTA’S DRUNK AND HUNGRY AS HELL.
lol hey seasonally tardy hedgehog
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It’s still technically Christmas until January 5. Don’t look at me with that judgmental face.
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