(Source: jesuisconsu, via ulakulpa)
Got it.
I move in one month from today.
My mom keeps busting out with random information for New York living.
We were picking out sheets and she goes, “Maybe you should go for the plaid over the aqua kiwi. Cis. NEVER TAKE AN ELEVATOR IN A FIRE.”
Or then I was in bed fast asleep and she busted open the door and said, “Only drink the tap water BELOW fourteenth street. NEVER drink ANYTHING above fourteenth street - you don’t know where it’s been!”
